Bones Quote of the Day #6

Another quote of the day! This one is one of my favorites :)

Enjoy!

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I have to remove your pants. 

[Starts removing Booth's pants] 

Special Agent Seeley Booth: All right. You know, I'm just going to start reciting some saints. Saint Joseph, Saint Peter, Saint Paul, Saint John... 

Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Cam enters. Long pause] Anyone for mistletoe? 

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I-I'm just recovering evidence. 

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Just evidence, that's all. 

Dr. Camille Saroyan: Interesting. 

(From Season 5, Episode 10, "The Goop on the Girl")

Bones Quote of the Day #5

I'm gonna take a break from the fun facts to bring you a fresh new quote of the day! 

Booth: Okay, yeah, I get it. You saw a whole lady's corpse when you were a little girl and you were fine.

Bones: Yes. Although, for some reason that I do not understand, I kept staging my own death. Pretending that I'd drowned in the bathtub, faking electrical shock ... it really freaked my parents out, and then once when Russ found me hanging he had to go see the school psychologist.

Booth: (staring at her) But otherwise, you were fine.

Bones: Yeah. 


From Season 4, Episode 4, "The Finger in the Nest"

Bones Quote of the Day #4

I couldn't just leave you without any new posts today :)

Booth: You're hung over. Doesn't this make your head explode?

Brennan: I grabbed a couple hours of sleep on my couch and showered in the lab's decontamination room.

Booth: Ooh, You really know how to live

(Season 1, Episode 6, The Man in the Wall)

Bones Quote of the Day #3

Happy Monday everybody! Hope you all had lovely weekends :)

Here's your quote of the day:

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Every culture nurtures ideals of beauty toward which people strive - fine! But in the future people'll look back upon the surgical alterations of the nose or breasts or buttocks with the same horror that we regard the binding of feet or the use of bronze coils to extend the neck.

Seeley Booth: You wanna speak up? 'Cause it's really hard to hear every word in this very, very quiet waiting room.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: It's barbaric! It's painful! It's wrong! This murder victim may never be identified because some glorified barber with a medical degree has the arrogance to think that he could do better than a millennium of evolution.

(From Season 1, Episode 10, "The Woman at the Airport")

Bones Quote of the Day #2

Ok, so I lied a bit- it will be more like quotes of the day :)

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Voodoo! Who's gonna believe that stuff? 

Dr. Temperance Brennan: It's a religion, no crazier than... well, what are you? 

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Catholic. 

Dr. Temperance Brennan: They believe in the same saints you do... in prayer... what they call spells, you call miracles... they have priests... 

Special Agent Seeley Booth: We don't make zombies. 

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Jesus rose from the dead in three days...
[Booth looks at her in shock. Brennan picks up her phone] 

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Brennan... 

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Jesus is not a zombie! 

From Season 1, Episode 19, "The Man in the Morgue"

Bones Quote of the Day #1

I've decided to start something new: a Bones quote of the day!

So here we go- quote #1!

Dr. Lance Sweets: You kissed? 

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yes. 

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: There was tongue contact. 

Dr. Lance Sweets: My book is crap! 

From Season 5, Episode 16, "The Parts in the Sum of the Whole"